Wow I simply love perfume. I simply lather it on. If I could have a bath in perfume, I would. If I could drink perfume, I would. If I could be buried in a bottle of perfume as opposed to a coffin, I would. My oh my there is very little I would not do for perfume. My relationship with perfume began at a very early age when my brother bought me a make-your-own-perfume kit for Christmas, I was immediately enamoured. I simply spent all day and night making perfume before bottling it and giving each bottle a label. It was great fun!
Nowadays I have foregone my perfume-making habit and do not make perfume so much as buy it. Gosh I really do buy too much of it. After squandering all my savings on perfume, I finally decided to seek help, professional help. My psychiatrist has been trying to wean me off the intoxicating liquid and he almost succeeded. I spent one entire Wednesday without perfume on! The future was looking bright and odourless, until one fateful Christmas, when my brother gave me some Cheapsmells discount codes. Once again I find myself on the road to perdition.
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